percussive guitar

A sub genre of fingerstyle guitar in which one uses the body of the acoustic guitar to create percussive noises, effects, and recreate drum kit sounds.

Andy McKee's song 'Drifting' caused a spike in the popularity of percussive guitar.

by EG Jones March 6, 2014

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

Vein guitar

When a man twangs the veins on his cock. Generally playing with the veins on a cock.

Derek loved to play the vein guitar, he practically lived for it.

by VeinyBeast May 22, 2018

Guitar High

When you play Guitar Hero for a long period of time and when you look at the ground it moves

"Dude I played GH3 for 2 hours straight and i got guitar High"

by Nickster1234123 February 23, 2008

black guitar player

A myth, something that doesn't exist.

The holocaust is like a black guitar player!

by Mike Mcgurk April 18, 2005

Penis guitar

A penis that is typically found on people named Jontavious Q. Where when they jerk it makes melodies like a guitar.

I wish Toomp had a Penis guitar like Jontavious Q

by TOomp February 21, 2021

Guitards

A band situated in Kitchener, Ontario, consisting of (name censored) on rhythm guitar, Vlad on lead guitar and Luis who thinks he can play drums but actually can't even keep a beat 'cause he's gay and looks at anime crap and wears pants that look like funnels (fhoom). This band has no skill but tries its best. Sadly, they can play songs like "Hey There Delilah" and "Funky Town".

The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.

1. Nerd: Oh my god I went to the band show and saw the Guitards!!!!11one!

2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.
Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.
(10 minutes of playing)
(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.
Vlad: NOOOOOO
(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)

by ArkaneDemon June 26, 2008