The Gooch

Blowing your chance to get a threesome with 2 girls because you are a pussy

Dude, you couldve gotten laid but you pulled The Gooch

by De Broekloze Bandiet April 14, 2017

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The Gooch

Shameless, S10E10: Fold the scrotum and it sticks together. With the right testicular configuration, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that.

From S10E10 of Shameless, Frank tells the cop about an unusual place to stash drugs, "Fold the scrotum and it sticks together, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that."

by PrettyLittleBambi May 09, 2021

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Sub Gooch

An area of the gooch, near the tailbone, that is the least frequently accessed part of the gooch. A gooch spot so deep, it is sub gooch.

"Wow man, I thought I bruised my tailbone at the pedalpalooza, but I think I bruised my sub gooch."

by SuperG00ch June 11, 2019

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Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 14, 2016

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