Gooch

The distance on your crotch between your thighs.

Guy1: Man's got like 3 inches of Gooch
Guy2: shit that's more like 4 inches give or take

by Your fine bro-tato chip February 22, 2024

gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.

Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.

by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011

Gooch Caboose

The act of you and your best bro scissoring your taints, while holding your nut sacks so as to not cross the threshold of gay.

"Hey bro, are you ready to run the gooch caboose later tonight?"
"Yeah bro, I'll bring the nut butter!"

by Prince ChrisP May 20, 2024

gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024

Sticky Gooch

When your semen comes out and just dribbles down you dick to your gooch, and dries. Thus becoming sticky.

I watched porn last night and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015

poo gooch

Poo- gooch (verb) handstand position in the shower, whilst legs are being spread by 2 willing participants, and a 3rd party pours shampoo in your gooch (frequently used by hockey boys)

“We went in the shower and he poo gooched me” he said grinning ear to ear.

by Dianna poon glampers February 5, 2024

Marshall Richardson (Gooch)

Sorry as fuck🤣

Bro this guy at the bar couldn’t even wheel a 2 so he went home with a dude. Reminds me of Marshall Richardson (Gooch).

by The truth that lies beneath us September 17, 2025