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two weeks into the future

The near future.

Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough into the future to be noticeably different from the present, but not far enough to be unrecognizable from the present.

Can also be "twenty minutes into the future", "five minutes into the future", and so forth. In this context, "two weeks" (or "twenty minutes" or "five minutes") is exagerrated the same way "that is so five minutes ago" is an exaggerated way of saying something is days or weeks out of date, or "this is taking all day" is an exaggerated way of saying something is taking too long.
"I just read a really good science fiction novel. You should check it out if you're into that sort of thing."

"Is it really futuristic, like Star Wars? With flying cars and ships and laser guns and laser swords? That kind of stuff?"

"No, it's more of a 'two weeks into the future' sort of thing."
by Richard Phillips February 15, 2006
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futch

a butch who acts feminine, as opposed to being dominit one in a lesbian reletionship.
she's such a futch, stop actin so girly.
by laydee luvher December 28, 2004
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Future Fest

A colossal 10,000 person rave coming to the Travis County Expo Center in Austin Texas. It will have 4 separate arenas, all for a different type of electronic music. It takes place on June 27, 2009. Get your tickets!
Person 1: Future Fest is going to be the shit! I can't wait to see Evol Intent and Atb and Delta 9!

Person 2: I can't go.. I'm going on a family vacation..

Person 1: Thats lame, but theres another massive rave called Divas coming Labor Day weekend.
by Raving in Austin June 14, 2009
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Future Kittens

Future Kittens are kittens that haven't been born yet. However, they're still adorable.

They are generaly described as little floating balls of fuzz with ears and whiskers. They float around in the infinite abys of not being born yet until they are ready to be loved.
"Future kittens, future kittens. Haven't been born yet but their still adorable."

"mew mew mew... maaooo"

"Tyler Durden is a future kitten!"
by Stroppy43858345834 June 1, 2009
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futthewuk

"FUT-The-WUK"
Normally used to exclaim ones displeasure with another persons decision. Has the same meaning as whatthefuck but being less abrasive in tone and demeanor. Can be used in public setting without the visceral side effect of normal course language.
futhermucker
Futthewuk! What were you thinking dude?
by facilitator June 21, 2009
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Futernick

Wow that kid is such a Futernick, if only I were his friend!
by ZENDAH January 24, 2011
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Fute

by Little snowbunny December 26, 2017
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