uh-oh fart

a wet fart that seeps into your underwear or fart paste

johnny had shit his pants due to an uh-oh fart and had to scrape fart paste off his ass

by kile miner March 24, 2006

fart patty

when you fart and you are sitting down and poop comes out and makes a patty

Guy-"you did you hear that guy? he just farted so loud"

Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"

by triscuitss March 3, 2009

Fartability

Fartability: the odds that a food will cause noxious gas that is harmful to living things and injurious to health.

On the fartability scale of 0 to 100%, these beans were a 35 because I soaked them for 24 hours and cooked them well.

by Dr. Fasolius Miasmus January 13, 2010

fart wizard

One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.

Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?

Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.

by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011

fart jail

The act of farting in the doorway of a room so the occupant is confined to the room unless they pass through the fart cloud.

My girlfriend wanted to smoke my last Newport so I locked her down in fart jail and smoked it myself.

by mountain_man77 July 12, 2012

fart clencher

The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.

I released an incredibly powerful fart clencher in Brooks face.

by Keatswords June 23, 2014

Fart of honor

It is the fart that someone accidentally drops and sometimes loud,usually at a formal place like office/restaurant. But because his colleagues want to save him from guilt,embarrassment and possibly a suicide attempt, they pretend to be decent ,acting not to notice the fart. They later discuss this issue among themselves after the guy leaves, mocking him with scorns that are even worse than snake bite,laugh at him and call him names.

Yesterday Tina dropped a fart of honor during the weekly meeting. Manager was shocked and remained sullen through out the meeting. Poor Tina.

by honda sensei January 8, 2016