FreedomSlap

The act of slapping an individual with the force of 50 Bald Eagles in an effort to restore some if their lost patriotism; to bitchslap the hell out of someone as a result of witnessing the individual take our our American Freedoms for granted.

"Oh, you don't believe Americans should be allowed to carry concealed weapons? Yeah, you deserve to be freedom slapped."

"You know what Britain is doing that we should try?" , "No, but I will freedomslap the shit out of you if you finish that statement."

by GioDanger May 15, 2014

Freedom Bangs

Bangs that evoke a sense of patriotism and/or freedom. Large bangs.

Becky got on her freedom bangs for the rodeo.

by Brandy Pile August 1, 2014

Freedom Fat

Freedom Fat refers to the extra pounds that many Americans wear. It's their right to be unhealthy and if you criticize their choices, you must 'hate their freedom.'

Does all this Freedom Fat make my confederate flag look small?

by Jah Rock September 4, 2015

Freedo

Multiple foods ,(leftovers), you mix together to make a brand new dish!

Try my new freedo dish!

by TINA KASSABIAN May 5, 2016

freedom jimmies

sprinkles you put on ice cream in the colors of America and her freedom

waitress- would you like any topping on you cone??
me- yes please , I would like some freedom jimmies

by waquanaheem July 11, 2016

freedor

A Super Hot Gamer With A Huge cock, he is like a real life super hero he can fly a plane like a fucking REAL! Pilot. He Likes TO Play On A Server called fat kid and is also really good at a WWII Game Called Hero's and generals, Spends Alot of time gaming with a biohaz

OMG This Guy IS OP he is like Freedor of this game

by Jakob Riemer June 1, 2017

freedoms

An idiosyncratic traditional trinket of the American people which they receive at birth and are allowed to handle to its full potential once they turn 21. Americans are very fond of their freedoms but will gladly demonstrate them to you if you ask nicely.

Tourist: O herrow, sar, Imma tuwist , wud ju main to sho mi yu fouidumz?
American: Haha, sure pal. Here you go, watch and be amazed! (takes out his freedoms and shows them)
Tourist: OOooh!!!

Peter: Hey John, why you lookin' so down all day?
John: Man..I forgot where I put my freedoms, now I can't find them anywhere..
Peter: ...even the..?
John: Yes, even the gun locker

by SirSchleifchen June 18, 2017