"I'm riding the red pony"
"Are you riding the red pony this week?"
"Do you have a tampon; I'm riding the red pony."
"Are you riding the red pony this week?"
"Do you have a tampon; I'm riding the red pony."
by DivineEnigma February 22, 2012
A girl with a lower body that is out of proportion with her upper body. Thick legs and hips - but thin on top. This look can deceive a guy when she is spotted across the bar and looks attractive but shocks you when she stands up.
Guy 1: Sally set me up with her friend and I thought she was hot at first.
Guy 2: What changed your mind?
Guy 1: When she got up to go to the bathroom I saw she was a my little pony.
Guy 2: What changed your mind?
Guy 1: When she got up to go to the bathroom I saw she was a my little pony.
by AZ Woody September 19, 2008
by shaqualooloo April 07, 2005
Much like being a smart ass, but in a more light-hearted manner; the action of stating the obvious for the (laughter) benefit of everyone except the person the statement is being addressed to.
Wife: "Why won't the car start?"
Husband: "I don't know. Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?"
Wife: "Yes... ass pony."
Husband: "I don't know. Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?"
Wife: "Yes... ass pony."
by thriwn_rod September 28, 2010
old obsessive man sporting a pony tail. enjoys the company of little boys and young adults when they are riding "nuts to ass" on a crappy motorbike.
by puppy! December 03, 2008
by Goodpancakes February 23, 2004
a horrible miserable nasty stinky laydee!!!
She drones on and on and on and on and on !!!!!!!!!!!
Shes mean!! Bubblegade hate her!!!
She drones on and on and on and on and on !!!!!!!!!!!
Shes mean!! Bubblegade hate her!!!
by bubble gade May 04, 2005