skin fever

malady experienced during winter, up until spring; when bodies are "bundled up" in fabric/s.

saw my first halter top today, so nice to lose the skin fever!

jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!

she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!

by michael foolsley May 20, 2011

Baby fever

What ghetto high school thots use as an excuse when they announce they're pregnant because they fuck like jackrabbits without using protection

"OMG I had baby fever and I'm pregnant! Can't wait to be ah mommy!"

by crazycalwil June 14, 2019

desert fever

After you had a big night out and no sleep and hungover as hell, you may get desert fever. Symptoms include: complete lack of motivation; laughing for long periods at small things; swearing; trouble controlling the volume of your voice; tremmors; incoherent sentences; not finishing sentences; may have bruises and/or cuts. Best experienced with fellow sufferers.

fuck im fucken fucked, i need to go to the thing to get the shit cos its all over the carpet. yeah the stuff u know..... desert fever...what a cunt

by buggleberry March 28, 2008

G fever

refers to an obsession over someone your not dating with G in there first name. ex. Grace, Gregg, George, etc. Symptoms include: Obssesion, Various pictures of person, Previous symptom and the inclusion of hearts when the picture is labeled, talking about them to there friends all the time , wearing clothing with there name on it(sports jackets and such), and suddenly hanging out with G person's friends.

"why is Sarah hanging around with Gregg's friend's so much"
"Ain't it obvious? She's got G fever"

by ZTO June 9, 2007

Jungle Fever

The epidemic I caught this year after being blessed by black guys

You: I think you caught jungle fever

by TheEmployee January 29, 2020

Bieber Fever

A disease that results from being sick and tired of hearing about Justin Bieber all the time. This disease is a highly dangerous disease which can cause death, however, patients of Bieber Fever have sometimes resorted to suicide.

Teacher: "Where's Georgia?"
Student: "Um, she died last night."
Teacher: "How?"
Student: "Bieber Fever."
Teacher: "Oh no, I have Bieber Fever too. I'm just so tired of hearing about him, it's so irritating."
Student: "Careful, it's potentially fatal."

by lolfest69 April 16, 2011

Vanilla fever

Where a black guy has the hots for white women and wants to fuck all of them he can.

That black dude's got vanilla fever.

by Deep blue 2012 May 20, 2010