Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.

Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.

by T33TS June 28, 2011

Cover Fap

When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.

Oh man I just smoked so much weed.

Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in

by PintSizeSlash3r April 15, 2011

nipple fap

The action of fapping your nipples really fast.

-fapfapfapfapfapfapfap-

Barbra:"Jason! What are you doing?"

Jason:" What? You don't know nipple fap?
Barbra:"Ohs...Carry on then!" :3

by MexicanTacosWithSombreros January 11, 2014

fap cop

Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.

My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.

by Macadamias May 18, 2014

fap taxi

Taxi that you fap in to get to your destination, and deposit penal juice into drivers mouth

I love that awesome fap taxi ride

by doctorcocktor September 11, 2014

fap cushion

A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.

"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom

by Mr Fap December 3, 2013

schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.

A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap

by Fausnaught April 7, 2015