failed art student

A person who may or may not become the German Chancellor. Most likely from Austria.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Daniel failed art school
Person 2: Isn't he Austrian?
Person 1: and he's a failed art student...
Person 2: oh no.

by somegermanbornon4/20 May 6, 2023

fake peppino

The 4th boss in the 2023 indie game Pizza Tower he's the cheesiest guy I know😏

Me: Who's the 4th boss in Pizza Tower
Him: Fake Peppino
Me: Ok uwu

by Imthehamman May 22, 2023

turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

noblessez-faire

someone elected to government noble enough to avoid cronyism, and allow citizens to prosper

(portmanteau combining these French terms, used in English):
1. Noblesse oblige: Whoever claims to be noble must conduct himself nobly.

2. Laissez-faire: transactions between private parties free from state-intervention --------> 3. (my neologism)

People running for office -- as wealthy as Ross Perot, Mitt Romney, and John Kerry -- would ideally be uninfluenced by lobbyists' money, level the playing field by the principle of "noblessez-faire".

by anamorphosis February 6, 2012

Sneaky Fake hit

When your bitchass sister pretends to hit you in the face, but then stops at the last minute.

(Amy asshole is about to hit nice kid kevin)
(Amy starts backing up.)
Kevin: "You asshole! what a sneaky fake hit!

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 29, 2018

dump fake

Like the pump fake in basketball this a simply a fake out. This fake out occurs when you’re trying to take a shit but get faked out.

Yo bro I think I may be constipated; that or I just got dump faked.

by igottashitbadly January 16, 2020

National Fake Friend Day

November 10th. Expose all ur fake friends

*Posts* "malicia is fake af*
Why did uu post that ?
It's national fake friend Day

by Dwabme November 8, 2021