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Commonwealth English

Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language used in the Commonwealth of Nations1 and many Former British Nations where English is at least a common second language. Thus it applys in theory to Australian English, British English, Caribbean English, Canadian English, Hiberno-English (Irish English)2, Hong Kong English3, Indian English (includes Pakistani English), formal Malaysian English, New Zealand English, formal Singapore English (but not colloquial Singlish) and South African English.
Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language
by theKeith April 28, 2006
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blown engine

When your respective sexual partner motorboats your asscheeks, and you proceed to fart in her face
"Yo, Kari was motorboating me and i gave her the ol' blown engine."
by LaceDARIUS April 1, 2010
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Smoke Device Engineering

The engineering discipline associated with the brainstorming, designing, prototyping, manufacturing, or testing of any device with the designed purpose of smoke inhalation.

The discipline most college students turn to when their current major isn't going their way or finals are approaching.

The creation of a miscellaneous smoking device from ordinary materials.
Student 1: Yo dude this Electrical Engineering isn't working out for me I think I'm just move home and study Smoke Device Engineering.
Student 2: I don't know man when we were studying the other day it was really making sense.
by ECE Seniors 12 March 12, 2010
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english

a mix of german,french,celtic, and norse dialects that is now i think the most used language in the world
random fact more people speak english in china than the in the USA

a people who colonised most of the world including america much to their annoyence lol they can take the piss with all their false stereotypes such as the constant use of toodle pip and other random shite no1 has sed since the 1800s but ur just takn the piss outta ur family lol

hardly any1 speaks posh lyk the queen only the odd wierdo or american tryn to fit in...
english is split in2 many accents such as liverpudlian, brummie, cornish, devonian, cockney, queen's, mancs and many more the accents are known to change between towns seperated by no more than a few miles!

given the grammar is fukd up but thats language but whn u think other europian languages give objects genders which changes verb form and all sorts of shit just accept and get over it
fav american line: ...would be speaking german unless we won the war

English answer: .... would not be living or would be speakn french or spanish if we hadn't colonised :P
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English Pig

Someone who acts as if they are British, when they reside in another country.
"I may be German but you're an English Pig"

"Hey Chris, you're an English Pig"

"You live in Canada and have a British flag Tattoo, dude you are a dirty English Pig"
by Monkey Peanut December 9, 2008
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computer engineering

A profession that is hard to learn, hard to practise.
Computer engineering students usually wear plaid shirts and rimless eyeglasses.
by gcx February 22, 2011
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engiminous

1. sketchy; shady
2. confusing or bewildering
1. He engiminously slid through the shadows.

2. this is quite the engiminous situation youve gotten yourself into.
by Matthew December 18, 2002
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