A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.
I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.
by Tittsmcgee November 03, 2017
“Guys discord is a serious profession, and I love to give people chocolate oranges.” Is often bald and assaults people with peanut butter sandwiches and AK-47’s. “It’s actually a Type-58 Assult rifle!” Thinks plane crazy is the best game to exist after minion run, hates the Chinese and always assumes he’s the smartest despite his bean shaped head and pea sized brain.
“How do you not know what a Chinook is?” - Ryan Edwards
“Ryan Edwards just doxxed a 12 year old girl!”
“Ryan Edwards just doxxed a 12 year old girl!”
by Bigfardballer69 June 15, 2022
A total badass who loves videos, games peanut butter, and sushi. Enjoys making girls smiling while still managing to be a bit awkward . A big goof. Usually looks great in glasses.
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