dutch lunch

Drinking beer for lunch. Actually very nutricious, considering that a good beer is similar to a sandwich in it's nutritional profile. Loaded with complex carbohydrates and vitamins such as B complex.

I met with Willem today for a Dutch lunch at the pub this afternoon.

by yoyopro September 23, 2008

dutch stink wad

The act where a man and a woman do a 69, and the partner ontop shits on the face of the partner below for pleasure.

Hey honey, give me a nice dutch stink wad.

by patrick December 5, 2004

dutch baby

When you stick a pop tart in a girl's vagina and fuck her in the ass until it pops out, and then make her eat said poptart.

Random Kid: Eww i hear she had a dutch baby

by traitorousroots April 14, 2010

Dutch oven

Beneath the bedclothes after someone has played ‘Reveille' on the botty bugle.

"A Dutch Oven is the art of cooking ones partners' head beneath the bedclothes using cabbage-gas, made popular by Emperor Julius Ceaser during the hieght of Roman rule in Europe". (Adam Hart-Davies, from the popular TV series 'What the Romans did for us, 2003')

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Dutch Pillow

A sexual act in which the male takes a shit on a pillow and then shoves the females face into it whilst he fucks her doggy style.

Stephanie told me that Kevin tried to Dutch Pillow her last night.

by Mexican Pizza February 20, 2011

Dutch abortion

An abortion in which the father, or man that the woman convinces is the father, go in 50/50 on the cost of her abortion.

Man: "How much is the procedure, $300?"
Woman: "Yeah"
Man: "I’ve only got $150, lets do a Dutch abortion."

by DigitalPaladin10 April 28, 2006

Dutch Rotor

Coined by Kevin Smith's recent movie "Zach and Miri Make a Porno" by the character Lester the Molester..It involves 2 people(1 male and 1 male or female). The male takes out his dick and places his own hand on his dick, the other "person" grasps his open arm and moves it in a circular type motion, thus jerking him off. Note: When preformed with 2 guys this is not GAY because you are not touching his dick. Also see Double Dutch Rotor

"She wouldn't even give me a dutch rotor" "That guy told me he wasn't gay so he couldn't give me a dutch rotor" See: Double Dutch Rotor

by The Rotor Dutchess February 7, 2009