Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

dusty stromer

A dusty stromer is when one performs oral sex on an old woman using one long, continuous tongue stroke from the top of the anus all the way to the top of the clitoral hood & back.

Timmy met Agnes at bingo, they hit it off, went back to her nursing home and he gave her the ol' dusty stromer. Said his tongue picked up everything in a 12" radius, he's still washing his mouth out.

by Billy Shakespeare VIII June 21, 2021

Dusty

When a person looks homeless on purpose.

Example:

“his dusty ass”

In a sentence:
Jian’s dusty ass spent 5 hours to look like that.

by Mtrl August 8, 2020

Dusty tiger

An elderly Chinese prostitute, especially one who dominates.

"I got myself a Dusty Tiger this weekend! She jumped on my back and I seriously thought I was gonna die bro."

by Bleck-dug August 9, 2019

Custy dusty

I phrase used to be custy dusty

Your chucking musty custy dusty - YSAH

by Custy musty norchi March 12, 2017

Crusty dusty

Me, It’s me Austin I’m telling you see💀 -M

Person 1: I will legit make a definition of crusty dusty and make it right now
Person 2:Do it I fudging dare you

by O my gosh November 2, 2019

Crusty dusty musty

A word describing how much crusty it is

Her very old smartphone was very crusty dusty musty.

by Astrofrax- July 15, 2022