Dusty Cactus

Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.

That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.

She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey

My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

dusty gringo

The sprinkling of chilli flakes from a ghost pepper onto the asshole of a sexual partner, then having that partner fart in your eyes.

DUSTY GRINGO! Arghh God my EYES!

by Tommytanker May 21, 2018

dusty karen

The act of putting on tight yoga pants that have a minimum of a six inch skid mark then sticking your arms in each pant leg while attempting to chew through the pants at the location of the skid mark while screening Annie you ok you ok you ok Annie. Then getting knocked unconscious by a 50lb bag of flour moving at a speed of over 60 mph

She didn’t do her assignment right so the teacher gave her the dusty Karen

by Cameron Arnold December 4, 2020

crusin the dusties

When in South Lyon, Michigan, you and your buddies pile into 1 car (usually 1 person or more per seat) to smoke weed on the dirt roads going half the speed limit to avoid the city cops.

Last night I was crusin the dusties when a huge unicorn jumped out in the middle of the road and smashed into my car. The next morning I found out it was just a baby deer.

by DirtySL October 16, 2017

dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011

dusty plunger

When a girl snorts coke off a penis and then they partake in anal, with small amounts of coke residue still remaining on the penis.

After the bar we went back to her place and we got high and I gave her the dusty plunger.

by WaposaurusRex February 28, 2024

Dusty Ocho

When you’re on the job and you pull out and aim for their face and yell, “CHEERS, PIG FUCKAH!”

I was slamming bae the other night and polished it off with a righteous Dusty Ocho 👌

by Daigleicious June 3, 2022