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thanksgiving dinner

When two gay men take turns stuffing each other's ass full of dick on Thanksgiving, like Thanksgiving turkey.
"Yo what are we having on Thanksgiving?"
"Thanksgiving dinner."
by thwankuth September 30, 2019
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smashed her dinner

forcing ones penis in the opposite sexs' anus while unexpected
Fat Todd got all drunked up last night, went over to his ol' ladys house and smashed her dinner!!!
by XXX_4X4 January 12, 2009
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The Turkey Dinner

Step one: Stuff the Turkey- stuffing and a wooden spoon are required for this step. As all great turkeys are stuffed first, you must make your woman a great turkey. You have to start with loading her asshole with stuffing, the wooden spoon is needed to really get it in there( avoid her cryis for hel, it means she likes it.)

Step 2: Set oven to 350- in this step you are required to fart, but this is no average fart this is a very heated fart. This is a very delicate process because if you don't quite heat the fart up enough, your lady friend might not come at the right time.(taco bell is helpful to heat the fart up)

Step 3: Add the Gravy- If Taco Bell was consumed to help for the last step, this step will be a piece of cake. You will need to take a shit that is very runny and very fluidy on your lady friends chest. Rub it around. It cannot be a solid shit. This will destroy the process and you'll have to restart.

Step 4: Time to fry the turkey- this process is very painful for the both of you, but it has to be done. You must stick boiling frier oil in the females vagina and fuck her while its still in there.

Disclaimer: if there are any 3rd degree burns, vicious wounds and of fatalities it is not my fault. This was created by Bill Gates in an Applebee's Kitchen on thanksgiving night
-Hey I heard you and Julie has The Turkey Dinner, how did it go?

- She died...
by The Asswipe August 21, 2013
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Eat my Ass like dinner

When someone violently eat Ass that so bad it is gone like a stoner when it as taco bell.
You eat my Ass like dinner you hoe.
by dfihg;tr September 18, 2018
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Dinner Sweats

The kind of sweats that are appropriate for dinner attire
SW: "Is the bad that I'm going to change out of these sweatpants into my pajama sweatpants?"
RW: "No, not at all. Those are 'dinner sweats.'"
by MLBOS October 14, 2011
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wards dinner table

dont eat there!!!!!!!!!!
mrs ward farts!!!!!!
o crap....the wards dinner table...mrs ward will fart on us
by agc homie May 5, 2003
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East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two

When you consume large amounts of corn and peanuts, and then pick the undigested bits out of your shit and feed them to someone you hate, preferebly a girlfriend your about to break up with, without their knowledge nor consent.
That fucking whore's gunna get a East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two!
She ate a dinner for two, that scumbag!
by timarian December 22, 2005
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