A bar where jocks, fratboys, preppies, wiggers, and the girls that love them congregate. Usually very crowded with obnoxious loud hiphop/r&b/poptronica/reggae/reggaeton/contemporary top40 music permeating everything. Airheaded girls can be seen dancing on the bartop impeding the purchase of alcohol from honest patrons, while slackjawed submorons who havent completed their evolutionary cycle drool over said bartop dancers. Bar fights are a common occurrence, and they are usually begun over something totally insignificant. Flatscreen televisions showing all manner of sporting events cover the walls like a fresh (and garishly unsightly) coat of paint.
I tried meeting up with those guys, but they were all the way in the back of the bar and i couldnt get near the counter for a beer because all the guys were hooting and hollering over these two stupid chicks standing on the bar grinding each other; it was a total douchebaggery.
by Xwraith April 29, 2009
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When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.
BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."
To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."
To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.
by mandypeaches August 25, 2012
Get the douchebag syndrome mug.any of those lame albinos who works at Hollister and wears flip flops in January. These people fail to realize that even though they wish they were in California, it is actually snowing outside and their frostbitten toes will only add to their douchebagedness.
by tnp April 14, 2006
Get the douchebag mug.A bag used for your vaginal crevece... to clean it out and such. Used sometimes when umpires at softball games are idiots and dont know what they are doing.
I heard plain and clear with my own two ears out of one of your girls mouths... that the umpire was a deuchbag.. NOW I GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YALL, WHATS A DEUCHEBAG, HOW DO YOU INSERT A DEUCHBAG, WHERE CAN I LOCATE AND INSERT A DEUCHEBAG?
by Meg n Lee May 13, 2005
Get the deuchebag mug.The state of being a douchebucket, that is, a douche of such a high order that a bucket, rather than a bag, is required to contain all the douching fluids.
by mommamommamomma June 12, 2009
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A D-bag would be refered to in the formal manner of: "Douchbagist"
This is not a respected religion.
A D-bag would be refered to in the formal manner of: "Douchbagist"
This is not a respected religion.
Keith is the God of Douchebagsim, therefore, it is rare to see someone else with his level of complete and utter douchbag qualities.
by Jocosejoni November 12, 2009
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