how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Do you like cherries?

By asking someone “do you like cherries?” you’re asking them if you like girls or not.

This is a reference from the short LGBTmovie “kokaina”.

A tpelqejn qershiat a?
Po. Edhe ty a?
Do you like cherries?
Yes. You?

by Do you like cherries? September 3, 2022

What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

that’s what you do

The answer to a question which is pretty much obvious

Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 8, 2024

Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

Do you like Fred Durst

I don’t think you do…

Am I right?

Do you like Fred Durst?

by Death Menace July 11, 2023

do you like frank ocean

When this phrase is used, it can be use as an indicator that someone is expressing interest towards another party, more specifically sexual interest

TLDR: this is used when someone is tryna get in ya drawls

“Do you like frank ocean?”

“Why you tryna fuck?”

“Yeah.”

by Lofty January 15, 2025