dildo repairman

an individual that attempts humour with sexual innuendos, whilst also changing batteries on vibrators and having a vocabulary of a thousand smelly names.

Example One Enters as Vagisil_Pop_Tarts
Example Two Enters as bloody_crusty_tampons
Example Three repair_ur__needed_thingys

Scenario Four
Ring Ring
Person One Hello
Person Two Hello sir, Mr Dildo Repairman. I would like to confirm your pizza order. Could you please confrim.
Person One. Huh

by (Stormy) Anita Parsons August 12, 2006

DILDO

acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.

Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.

by billboardslags November 20, 2010

dildo licker

A derogitory statement impliying that the target is a fake, douche, jerk off. Comes form the word "dildo" meaning fake penis; and the word "licker" meaning one who licks things. The combination has the implied meaning that said person is not only a"dick licker" but is in fact a "fake dick licker". Popularized by the animated series Metalocalypse.

Bono the lead singer for U2 is the biggest dildo licker in all of world history.

by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 17, 2011

Dildo Cream

A cream used to make a dildo slide smoother into a females vagina.

Your dildo is pretty dry try my dildo cream.

by Johnson von Penervargen. August 5, 2008

dildo guns

Another name for sex pistols

person 1: i went to see some dildo guns at wembley
person 2: dildos are good but dildo guns are orgasmic

by kenwinlam January 16, 2009

Dildo

Look in your moms cabinet

Honey I got a dildo

by Mr.Breads March 5, 2015

dildo

A sex toy used to pleasure women and sometimes gay men .

"Hey, what's a dildo?"
"A dildo is ...."

"?"
"Stick it up your ass

by mgklover March 12, 2015