cyber punch

To punch someone technologically.

“I wish I could go through this screen and punch them but for now I’ll just cyber punch”

by jj2024 June 22, 2024

cyber pathogen

A last-ditch excuse for allowing an authority to snoop through an electronic device, particularly a phone or tablet. Often used by the non-technical with an assumption that nobody will understand them and comply anyway.

FBI: Gimme your phone.
You: No.
FBI: It has a cyber pathogen on it.
You: wut

by definetech August 9, 2016

cyber extortion

Cyber Extortion is a new breed of blackmailers that takes various forms, one of which is posting Mug Shots on Google images of individuals irregardless of their innocence and charging a fee to have it removed. These web sites do so under the guise of "public information" but they make no attempt to remove the mug shots of those individuals acquitted, without receiving payment. They are the most loathsome, deplorable parasites imaginable.

BustedMugShots posted an image of Jill from 20 years ago. It mysteriously resurfaced at the same time she was looking for employment. They identify as "internet reputation specialists" but they are nothing more than cyber extortionists.

by cyberwatch April 10, 2017

Cyber Lurker

someone who repeatedly comments on people's statuses, pictures, posts saying something totally dumb or stupid.

dude.. Austin commented on one of my pictures again.... "yeah.. he is such a Cyber Lurker.."

by bonmayne101 February 27, 2011

Cyber Medic

The Best Waifu, none are better. Really thicc, really busty, really cute.

"cyber medic best waifu dont @ me"

by GoddessofHealing December 29, 2019

Cyber squatting

When you "sit" on a persons social media page and wait for a new post to come up so you can like and comment it.

"I'm waiting for jimmy to post another one from his vacation..."
"Cyber squatting is just creepy dude."

by Red Barron 8810 June 19, 2017