crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)

Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"

by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015

Crusty

Gross, nasty, rude, dirty.

Alyssa Dohm is so crusty!

by ilovecheese6465 October 9, 2015

crusty bag

a sack of testicles that havent been washed in a while and are starting to get crusty

sawyers testicles are a crusty bag

by a.lil.bitch November 28, 2015

Crusty

When someone is super fine with out makeup but always wears make up for no damn reason except for they just like putting on makeup.

That girl is so crusty.
I just wish one day she would not wear make up for her best friend . :(

by Sym7fire7rose December 3, 2015

Crusty Rocket

Pulling out the penis of a vagina and it to be covered in dry, flaky vaginal secretion.

I finished with a crusty rocket by the end of the night.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015

Crusty

Nasty, Disgusting, and/or vulgar.

Bob, you're so crusty

by Luckyclover_s January 3, 2016

Crusty

Something you say about people who are gross

Rachel Tracey is crusty.. Her hair has many crusts in it.

by Queen Kyleeeeeeeee 👑 January 18, 2016