by grayson4949 September 30, 2020
Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper
by grandmnasterB December 23, 2009
by Nov8tiv April 28, 2018
A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.
by SMULCH January 01, 2021
by wildbriar shore March 25, 2011
The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.
Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.
by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014
Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.
by TheChair64 April 07, 2017