tom cotter

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i hate tom cotter

by arasrrqsss October 10, 2019

Peter Cottontail

When you stick your partner’s loofah in your butt crack, thus creating the illusion of Beatrice Potter’s beloved rabbit.

My cousin did a Peter Cottontail on my loofah, and now I can’t use it. How could this happen

by BMScircus October 23, 2019

Coochie Cotton

When a female is unprepared for her period/menstrual cycle, this would be the last ditch effort do not ruin your underwear until you can get your hands on a tampon or pad. It is basically rolling up a decent amount of bath tissue in replacement for a pad.

Well that was unexpected! I guess I have to use coochie cotton to get by.

by BP411 April 10, 2021

Matthew Cotterill

A Matthew Cotterill is the biggest form of pussy bitch boy.This man is known as a beta male who gets bitched around by other people including small children .He is loveless and very unattractive and his mother usually gets passed around like a rag doll

Look at that guy he’s acting like such a Matthew cotterill

by Mark Askew 34 December 23, 2021

chasing the cotton mouse

When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.

String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.

"Bro we were on the couch netflixing and chill and it took me only 5 mins before I was chasing the cotton mouse."

by Tyler Dunkle January 9, 2016

satan's cotton little finger

The religious way to say tampon.

If you use satan's cotton little finger, you are going to hell.

by Chocolate Chip Coder November 29, 2017

Picking the cotton

When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red

by Butterjack January 10, 2019