corporate underpimp

A non-owner supervisory position within a capitalst/fascist company, usually working also as a corporate whore.

The store manager didn't want to inform me himself that he was going to sodomize me with a mandatory schedule change so he got his corporate underpimp to do it.

by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010

corputer

corporeal computer, an electronic prosthetic device that through many interconnected microchips and artificial neurons has become a part of human body.

In the future, computers will be transformed into corputers and become integrated with human bodies.

by Mike November 17, 2010

corpsebutt

when its really cold and your butt gets cold and so if anyone were to feel it would feel like your butt had died.

Sarah's corpsebutt caused discomfort during winter-month post coital spooning.

by Raidicus November 17, 2011

Corporate Storyteller

This person takes the basic corporate ideas, such as the company's story, their vision, values, and brand, and create a great story around it. They also teach others in the company how to tell the story as well.

Zappos uses corporate storytellers to get the message about their culture to the rest of the world.

by mark guadagnoli June 14, 2014

Corpsegrinder

Vocalist of Corpsegrinder. Known for having a massive neck the size of his head.

You know Corpsegrinder? His neck is massive!

by Jonttu140502 December 2, 2018

Corporate Brains

When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.

Pro Tip:

if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻

by ThornyRose December 22, 2020

Corpse Pose

Sleeping is believing, breathing is deceiving.
Watch your heart, let it bleed, don't have faith in anything
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The drawback to living is finding yourself
Watch your heart let it bleed, don't have faith in anything

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Don't believe it if you see it, got to see it, to believe it
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Don't believe it if yo see it, don't believe it if you see it,
Got to see it to believe it.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 22, 2021