Coochie Cheese

It's when your coochie is just not good. Its yellow, smelly, repulsive. It is very spreadable so kind of like an std. (can be moldy when you're an old lady)

Yooo your girl got coochie cheese watch out or you might get it too.

by Maddythebaddy April 26, 2021

coochie snapper

Matt

Matt is such a fucking coochie snapper

by Jaysamazingcum November 03, 2019

Coochie Cramper

The Cramps One Experience when in the Menstrual Period

"Ah Jeez! My Coochie Cramper Is Acting Up Again"

by moises11 October 18, 2005

Octopuc Coochie

When she orgasms eight times on a hockey puck and then shoves it up the coochie.

Greg: you should've seen last nights game. Stacie pulled a octopuc coochie!

by Stacie. August 30, 2022

Christmas Coochie

When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.

"Dude, did you hear that girl at the party had a Christmas Coochie? It was rank!"

by CrackIsWackYo October 22, 2019

Coochie Concept

The pinnacle of feminism. Imagine a coochie so perfect it turns Johnny Sins into a minute man. Such a coochie can only exist in the world of Socratic ideals. To strive towards creating the coochie concept in this mortal plane is to fly so close to the sun any basic bitch coochie will no longer satisfy you. Play with the Coochie Concept at your own peril.

Bro I can’t nut no more more this bitch had me bussin so fast I swear she had a Coochie Concept.

by Oopdiescoopdie August 24, 2022

Coochie Loaf

A loaf of coochie

Lemme make a coochie loaf pls.

by Puga C. November 30, 2021