non disclosure agreement condoms

Don't kiss and tell. period!!!!!.

Don't typically have sex. But when I do, i use non disclosure agreement condoms.

by Icomeoffassadickbutimnotsortof February 27, 2023

Condom Currency

A "Condom Currency" is a currency thats very weak compared with those from other countries.

"Why don't you buy it from X website?"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"

by Lord of the Emus December 17, 2017

pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza

hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"

by a waffle maker June 20, 2024

ConDom

The name of Conan Gray's fandom. This name wasn't picked by Conan Gray, but his fans, who didn't realise the original meaning. By now it became a kind of Meme in the ConDom.

Are you in any fandom?
Yes, I'm an Arianator. What about you?
I belong to the ConDom

by _kaajina March 4, 2021

Condom

sexual intercourse between a heterosexual couple or homosexual relationship to reduce the risk of linking the sperm and the egg and creating a fetus to later be born into a child which will cost an average of 12,000 dollars a year. therefore condoms are good

damn make sure you use a condom when you smash

by oliviao June 27, 2018

Dry Condom Pants

word used to describe those cotton leggings that ALL inner-city females wear

Her dry condom pants were so tight, you could see her granny panty line.

by Cat Eyez May 17, 2011

Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.

Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.

by vodkvh July 21, 2019