Stella Cock

When you drink that much Stella Artois lager that it becomes impossible to get an erection. Very embarrassing when you take a female home.

Christy " I'm feeling proper horny tonight "

Steve " I am too but i've got a serious case of Stella cock, it's not gonna happen tonight"

by Braddo May 25, 2017

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Cock Ponderer

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.

Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.

by lTronHubbard July 29, 2008

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Cock-Carding

The subtle art of dropping explicit pornographic playing cards in unsuspecting friends pockets or members of the public without there knowing.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.

Cock-Carding

by bicks August 08, 2013

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cock stiff

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition

The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.

by Derrick Trudeau March 05, 2008

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Cock Mulligan

When you are having the intercourse and because of your intoxicated state, you go limp noodle in her but pursuant to Cocksman Rule 37(b), there is no shame because you invoke your one cock mulligan of the weekend.

Yeah the sex was solid - started off a little rocky but I declared my cock mulligan and came out strong on my second showing.

by Traveling Filth Circus December 12, 2020

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