Tree Clown

Members of an elite alliance that prowl by night, thriving off the cries of their victims. They travel as a group and strategically pounce at the same time so prey has no fighting chance at survival. They eat copious amounts of cabbage resulting in abnormally large testicles.

Carl was minding is own business farming corn with his friends in his home village of GeSeMia when without warning a group of Tree Clowns swamped him from all sides. Carl's farm was raided of all his corn.

by MercElite November 8, 2019

Clown energy

A person who acts like a clown and a fool and can't be taken seriously. They don't think things through and end up making stupid and absurd decisions.

'Did you hear, Trump said that the moon is part of mars.'
'He has such clown energy.'

by littleboyfrombradford December 16, 2022

clown paranoia

Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.

OMFG I LOVE COLORING!!!
OMFG CLOWN PARANOIA!!!

by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009

ASS Clown

A person who normally has a college degree, but, for whatever stroke of bad luck cannot find work in the area he went to school for. He then finds work in a skilled trade, usually a family member sets him up in this job, and then breaks down working conditions for guys in that trade by doing things in a shoddy and dangerous manner and causes others to be laid off because they refuse to do the same.

That ass clown foreman got me smoked because I wouldn't work that hot switch gear alone. These rat bastards are going to get a grievance filed on them when I get to the Union Hall

by Colt357dog April 26, 2015

Clown hekor

A clown that hacks you and works at mcd hes also a sussy baka.
-reid 2022

The clown hekor slowly burned my family alive and hackes into mc donalds mainframe every day

he will soon find you and clown your family.

by TotallynotTherealBobuxMan March 16, 2022

Clown sightings

When a clown comes to kill you in a dark place or in a lonely place

Bro I Think there's clown sightings over here

by awesomeness jokes November 11, 2016

Shoot The Clown

Ejaculating at a distance, scoring a perfect bullseye into an awaiting, open mouth. Similar to the classic carnival game in which one shoots a stream of water into a clown's maw, enlarging a balloon until it bursts.

Make her kneel down and say ahh. Then take a step back and shoot the clown.

by BufalaMozzarella October 24, 2012