spell check

A system that makes sure what you are spelling is actually a word. The downside to this system is it doesn't think my last name is a word, and rudely draws a line below it, asking me to change it.

Dude #1: Hey, Dude #2, I was word processing a document about the presidency of Barrack Obama, and I had a problem!

Dude #2: Yeah, what is it this time?

Dude #1: I was doing fine with most of the paper, but each time I spelled Barrack Obama's name, spell check kept telling me I was spelling his last name wrong. Is his last name really "Obama"?

Dude #2: *sighs* Yes, I am positive. Shall I spell check you name, MORON?

by Dudewatts March 25, 2010

check your pancakes

When you have something important to tend to.

"Crap - I better check my pancakes!!"

by diceyj August 25, 2004

check your life

a wideley used term in the Kelowna, British Columbia area, derrived from the hockey locker room, you can use the phrase anywhere. Mainly used to shut someone up, and stops them from acting stupid.

"Hey Bob, look what i can do"

"Hey Joe, check your life"

by Scotty Cardno May 25, 2005

check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006

checkerhead

In the 1980's this was a derogatory term used by outsiders to the alternative subculture to describe the growing mod/alternative/skater movement, usually those who listened to new wave, ska and punk. pre-goth

look at those checkerheads over there with their skateboards

by sastian November 14, 2006

check the rain

A very Caucasian way of saying "not now" ; not partaking at the moment; holding off for another time; maybe later.

-Hey Lucas, would you care to come with me to West Jacksonville tonight? I'm doing a sociology research project on how African Americans live and do not want to go alone lol.

-I'm going to have to check the rain on that Abigail, I'm in no mood to get stabbed tonight and have no money for crack even if I was. If you want, just come over to my house, me and Brett are just cool lampin by the beach. And by the way my textbook reads that not all colored folk are from Africa.

by spurious george June 23, 2010

Ceciled

When someone promises to do something and doesn't do it

He was suppose to come over or call but he Ceciled me.

by Beavershy May 29, 2017