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waxin the carrot

"I'll meet u there as soon as she's done waxin the carrot."
by Jus sayin June 23, 2015
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Carrot Party

A group setting where everyone masterbates to old Jack Lalanne juicer infomercials.
"There was a great turnout at the carrot party last night."
by Greatestshoeman May 09, 2024
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Ghetto Carrots

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.
Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.
by NimbleFruitJube May 28, 2024
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Girl who eats carrots

A Gold Diggin Broad, That’s down to suck her way to wherever she needs to get them other kinda karats. Feel me?
Jeff Bazos ex wife is a girl who eats carrots, Fosho!
by SinaloaJr June 09, 2021
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Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field
by big fat tubby December 30, 2022
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Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."
by Minker1 December 01, 2017
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