Carpet Bass is mythical fish often blamed for lost or missing items. Espeically for items that are dropped and then immediately can't be found. Carpet bass are know to be especially prevelent in dryers and the floors of cars.
by ThreeHills June 4, 2007
Get the Carpet Bassmug. Hym "WOOOO! CARPET BOMB RUSSELL BRAND! SET A 24 HOUR TIMER AND THEN (IN THE WORDS OF JORDAN PETERSON) 'GIVE EM HELL!' WOOOOOOOOO!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2025
Get the Carpet Bombmug. by ooffkjasdofkjpafdfgfdhgfhjfghj February 12, 2022
Get the carpet munchermug. by maxreboband October 21, 2020
Get the carpet crackmug. A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
by Chips Magee June 10, 2022
Get the Carpet Snakemug. “HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
Get the Human Red Carpetmug. by Thudgasm June 16, 2017
Get the carpet squaremug.