cardined

When you're wedged in traffic and surrounded by all cars and you can't get out.

While stuck in rush hour traffic, I was cardined by all the shitty drivers in Los Angeles. It's much safer to be completely stopped on the freeway, ya know, no problems here, just cardined.

by naturallybrown December 29, 2015

cardiac sonographer

An EKG or ECG

Electrocardiogram

Dude, that cardiac sonographer is loud!

by JumpingMarril January 21, 2016

cardinal drinker

A cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of fuckery. Don't drink against them because your night will end very badly

Jake: Did you hear one of clints friends challenged Zach to a drink off?

Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can

by BeerChugger June 22, 2016

cardboard cups

your the dumbest thing on earth why you search this you loser

you use that cardboard cups?

by chickenfister May 18, 2016

Cardigan Swoosh

When you are accidentally (on purpose) fondled by a passerby under the cloak of a cardigan.

That girl just cardigan swooshed me. She must want the D!

by notreytblackliam March 7, 2017

cardinal mendoza

When a male or female takes a shit in their partners bellt button.

I was on the job amd needed to go. So i whipped out and had a cardinal mendoza on her.

by 666god666 November 3, 2017

Carrious

A word used by slow people who cannot say “curious”

Ah man I was just carrious.

by Hai_41 May 19, 2018