california allstars

A bad ass cheer program which started in ‘01 with the three sassters Tannaz, Ranna, Neda and Jeff McQueen dominating Worlds and Summit in 6 different locations.

Damn California Allstars is the program to beat.

by Cheerbitch69 June 10, 2018

state bird of california

car alarm

upon hearing a car alarm Oh, that's the state bird of California.

by Cedric Fweepleshorts September 16, 2003

cali blowhorn

when you fart in a persons mouth and then they blow it back in your face.

so I was with jenny last night and she gave me a cali blowhorn

by leslie smith November 2, 2007

Calico Smingsmangs

A variation of the brutal sexually transmitted disease (Smingsmangs) where the functions of the vagina and the anus trade places without physically moving.

Nancy: "Wow Peggy, you have quite a robust queef!"
Peggy: "I would love to take credit for that, but it is actually gas escaping from my rectum. I caught the Calico Smingsmangs while serving time in Vietnam and all of my feces have been oozing from my vagina ever since."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

veal_calf

Some may portray him as loving, caring,the sort to help old ladies across the road.

Some worry about his mental stability.

Yet they all ask the same question: "WHY IS IT SO RED?"

"'WTF is this shahit about a red bag?'

'Trust me, you don't wanna know.'"

by Fellow FW October 12, 2004

I'm going going, back back, to Cali Cali

Self explanatory.
If you don't like rap music, then get the fuck off my definition and get your bitch-ass to suburbandictionary.com

It is a song that you should know.

by Diego November 21, 2003

California Drop

When during porn, it is impossible to get a doggystyle shot without the guys balls blocking the view. Solved by letting the girl hold the camera. It is not mentioned, but universally known, that the California Drop Problem has vexed porn producers and watchers for years.

Along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see "False Alarm"), the California Drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended porn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, E.R.-like attempts to resuscitate one's erection.

During these times, it is admissible to either:
A) Get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
B)Fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position

When the California Drop strikes:

"Hey, this is a pretty darn good porn video"
*Camera angle switches*
"Dude, no....."
*Rewinds to missionary position*

by Dsky171 December 10, 2010