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CABBAGE

C.A.B.B.A.G.E or cabbage is an acronym used for the phrase "Crisis Aversion Before Being Absolutely Gay for Eachother", usually used for "cool"
That was so cabbage!
by onyxbl February 7, 2022
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Cabbage

Cocaine
Ass
Boobs
Bitches
Acid
Green
Ecstasy

Cabbage is where you take a head of green cabbage and freeze it. Then after its frozen you stick it up the bitches ass and grab their boobs at the same time and it gives you an orgasm. And when this happens to you then people call you a cabbage.
Treys bitch is now a cabbage
by TreyDogz___97 May 23, 2016
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nettage cabbage

during ping pong, the process of hitting the ball off the net onto the opponents side then having the opponent hit it back to save it
"Oh boy, that was some nasty nettage cabbage."
by joe ljfhoufy November 7, 2007
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Muff Cabbage

Apparent insult that people from Jersey use, as shown in an episode of South Park
by supamang October 17, 2010
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Hacking the cabbage

A really perverted way of saying i am/was masterbating to your friends.
"Hey Buddy Whats up?"

"Oh, not much, just hacking the cabbage!"

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by Roryson May 7, 2010
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Cabbage

by TitmouseM February 16, 2024
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Cabbage Sack

I reluctantly choked down his cabbage sack. Props to Clayton
by E-cubed March 19, 2020
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