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Cabbage

"Tell the cabbages to stop driving like a bunch of dickheads"

"The cabbage just did a skiddy on that poor lady's lawn"
by Diggermorale January 22, 2020
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Cabbage

You use it for anything if you like to live if you are weird cabbage is better and we are against the lettuce eaters
That person is looking very cabbage today, if you say something cabbage you will see something cabbage
by Cabbage rat October 15, 2021
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coochie cabbage

Donut Operator's lady friend! AKA Nora
Coochie Cabbage had a good stream.
by OneSexyApe September 8, 2017
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cumbersome cabbage

You smokin that Devils lettuce, that Mary Jane, that sticky icky, that cumbersome cabbage
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
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Cabbage

(N)- A person who is extremely uncool. One who is of a supreme douchiness in regards to the methods of winning they employ in their video game strategies. A newb or trihard. Specifically referring to a person who is playing C.O.D
(Adj)- When someone is being uncool or extremely douchy. Inexperienced or new to something.
Player 1- You did not seriously just screen-look me... Cabbage.

Player 2- Ain't no thang but a chicken wang.
by Kabage November 29, 2010
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Cabbage Patch hug

A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.
"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou May 25, 2020
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too much cabbage

John was driving my Ford and gave it too much cabbage and hit the ruhbarb!
by kellyjrk2000 February 6, 2009
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