gums

Gumsius maximus, more commonly known as gums, is a large, docile creature who can take a lot of shit, but if the shit meter reaches maximum shart, a chemical known as youknowyou'rejustafaggotium is released into its brain, which causes it to utter the phrase 'you know you're just a faggot,' which will instantly kill anything that hears it. Feel free to approach this creature, but be sure not to provoke it.

Little man: You're gay!
Gums: 'you know you're just a faggot.'
Little man: *dies*

by Stalkey man August 19, 2018

Fanum gum

It is the best type of gum made by the popular streamer Fanum (Don’t let it get taxed)

Person 1: “Can I have some Fanum gum?”
Person 2: “Nah, you gonna tax it”

by RayOfMan May 7, 2024

Chinese Chewing Gum

Another word for chewing tobacco

T-bag Let me get a Dab of some Chinese chewing gum

Jamal Humpherys- I got you bro

by Jamal Humphreys 288 August 8, 2016

Juicy Fruit Gum

Shit doesn't last very long

Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"

by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021

Gums For Less

The slogan for the brand Steve J Naeve.

"Have you heard of the trashy Steve Naeve brand? I hear you get Gums For Less!"

by ninaarhowell November 26, 2023

to gum

To erase or forget something or someone.

Girl you got to gum that douche he playin.

The girls went to the party without me, I totally got gummed out

by neotokyowave_2080 November 5, 2017

Gum Gum Fruit

A devil fruit from One Piece.
Luffy from that anime ate it when he was young.
The Gum Gum Fruit makes you be able to stretch, like rubber!
And do do stretchy attacks like: Gum Gum Rocket.
After eating it, Luffy now can't swim.

Zoro: "What does that Gum Gum fruit do?"
Luffy:"It makes me stretch!"
Zoro:"OMG!"

by Char_Ben July 23, 2025