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if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.
Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.
by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019
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Giving the Business

A general reference to a future salacious sexual act. Statements regarding 'the business' are frequently accompanied by a raised eyebrow.
"I am going to be giving the business to you right after I eat this oatmeal."
by Oatmeal123 October 12, 2011
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Business Shit

When two people need to take a shit at the same time. The first person takes a shit in the normal fashion, the second person sits on the first's lap, facing them, and shits in between the first person's legs.

Used only in circumstances where both people are in a hurry. By no means has any sexual connotation.
"Holy Shit, David, I really need to take a shit!"
"Dammit, Logan, I gotta shit too!"
"I guess we're just gonna have to business shit it up..."
"I gotta shit so bad, that's fine with me."
by Hugh G Wreksion July 25, 2009
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monkey business

1. comically functioning with little or no reason
That worker is all monkey business.
by Neviar September 28, 2003
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business

Adj. - meaning great, guaranteed, staple.
I used to think the Patriots were business in the playoffs until they got raped by the Giants.
by Christof Requorad April 29, 2008
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downtown business

His pants are so tight, you can see his downtown business!
by Michele N. February 2, 2006
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sweet business

to poop or pee while working at ones desk, preferably in a cubical.
Bobbie quietly does the sweet business every morning at 11am.
by dgd November 23, 2006
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