coocoo bonkers

A phrase used, typically by people named Emily, to describe something that is very crazy.

Emily: “This flight to Florida will be coocoo bonkers!”

by dakefanclub March 7, 2024

stone bonking

To be last of a group of people.

I backed Rory to win the Masters but would you believe it, the clown is 'stone bonking" last!!

by Subbuteokid April 4, 2024

Birthday bonkers

An Australian tradition where a person, on their birthday, is given a punch for each year they are celebrating by everyone present.

Gramps is turning ninety seven, I can't wait to give him his Birthday Bonkers.

by Phatzo1000 April 30, 2024

Toilet Bonk

A term created by my 4 year old daughter to refer to someone being "poopy" or "mean".

"Daddy, mommy is being a toilet bonk!"

by ToiletBonk420 March 12, 2026

Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo

“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend”

by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

Headset Bonk

When two people are playing VR in the same room (generally the same game in multiplayer) and their headsets accidentally touch.

Josh and Jake were playing VRChat while streaming on Twitch in the same room and Josh Headset Bonked Jake

Twitch Chat: "Dude Josh totally just Headset Bonked Jake!"

by DatFox_32 May 11, 2025