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Simon Brocrotch

1) A name you call people for teh lulz

2) A fake name you use to get out of any situation
1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch

person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?

person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009
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special broccasion

A special occasion in which, as a bro, you are required to attend by your fellow bro's. this may include a bro's birthday, bro's bachelor party, bro's wedding, but does NOT include any occasion that would require you to see them naked. (Bro's colonoscopy, Bro's nude photoshoot etc.)
Stinson: hey, of course i will be at your bachelor party, it's a special broccasion

Mosby: uh thanks barney, but i don't trust you when it comes to bachelor parties.

Stinson: you owe me after i went to that other "special Broccasion".

Mosby: i told you not to attend my photoshoot

Stinson: ....... the photographer chick was hot
by Mad_Butcher January 7, 2011
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von brock

A super badass German last night that no one ever seems to get right. There are only a handful of Von Brock's in the country, but those people are obviously super attractive and awesome.
Girl: hey, have you ever hung out with the Von Brock's?

Boy: no, but I hear they are super kick ass.
by Vonbrock November 25, 2013
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backwards broccoli

It's weed. People used backwards broccoli for weed deals.
Hey yo, you has some backwards broccoli?
by Chef Mama Mia January 29, 2018
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Benjamin Brockman

The most amazing person you will ever meet. One of the most brilliant minds in the world and has a micro peen. Even though he has this the girls love him yet he always gets rejected. He also is amazing at sports and has broke the record for the largest boner.
“When I see Benjamin Brockman I want to hit him in the face.”
by Johnny Deltha January 9, 2019
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Mrs Brockman

a fucking control freak of a teacher like damn woman relax it's not the end of the world if I have my phone out for 2 seconds
Omg she took my phone, she's such a Mrs Brockman
by kill me plz :'( November 12, 2019
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thailandian brocoli

a ✨specialgreen thing that grows on trees.
omggg u got some thailandian brocoli just for me thankuuuu

thailandian brocoli is so cool
by ur local duck May 1, 2021
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