'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.
George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?
Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
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Get the British Charity mug.The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?
British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”
Chad: What’d he do next?
British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”
Chad: What’d he do next?
British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
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"The only inhabitants in British Indian Ocean Territory are British and United States military personnel, and associated contractors, who collectively number around 3,000 as of 2018."
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A farce and a falsehood. Something that is absolutely not real.
Mentally deranged folks use “British words” constantly.
A farce and a falsehood. Something that is absolutely not real.
Mentally deranged folks use “British words” constantly.
You ever heard of that ol’ twat Fatcha??
You’re not making any sense. Speak without using British words.
You’re not making any sense. Speak without using British words.
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