beltwarmer

Synonymous with muffin top.

This word is used to describe a large sagging abdominal pannus that hangs over the belt/belt loops of pants. The pannus should be so large as to insulate the belt and shield it from the environment.

Commonly seen in overweight people who expose their bare-midriffs or wear tight shirts tucked into their pants.

Connie: why the hell is that lady wearing a belly top! She has a massive beltwarmer!

Tom Fun: Imagine how many homeless could be shielded from the cold with that.

Connie: Life just isn't fair.

Tom Fun: There is no god.

by John FitzgibbonsIII February 27, 2008

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Chunky shrashel belthey

Chunky, shrashel and belthey are the bestest friends you will ever see. Even though shrashel and belthey tend to make fun of chunky a lot, thems just jokes. They will always approve of chunkys chunkiness. They might not always get along but they will all still be besties for the resties. They all love to pull pranks on many people such as Joshie and Stylus. They tend to stay up late at night making took ticks and FaceTiming to make the loss meme with their hands. Isn't that so #lit?!?! They also love talking to other close companions such as Madyn da unicornabd Mj the squirrel!! MJ is a close friend but she will never be as close with them because she has to babysit 5 little monkeys. They always have quite the blast writing story tims and fanfics. They will be besties for forever and always and no one can get in their way or break their bond. Because they're hawt.

Omgeezers chunky shrashel belthey are squad goals!1!1!1!

by Harmonysourcake November 28, 2018

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Canandian Beltbuckle

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.

"I popped a boner in class so I used the old canadian beltbuckle manuver to get out with dignity."

by Jtron 3000 October 1, 2003

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