Bass

The instrument played by the member of the band who is the second least attractive and can only crow about the quality of groupies they defile to the drummer, who traditionally can only get the kind of beasts even farmers reject.

Roadie 1: "Have you seen the girl the bass player was taking back to the tour bus? Isn't the drummer in there too?"
Roadie 2: "That was a girl? Jeez, what the hell did the drummer pull then?"
Drummer: "Does anyone have the number of a good vet? There's been an accident."

by Reverend Pobjoy July 29, 2015

Chris g bass

Chris g bass is a YouTuber who like subwoofers but also breaks alot of them

Chris g bass

by Bot_kargo August 25, 2021

bass sickness

When the drop hits so hard that you're just standing there like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT DROP THO!" usually happens when you're at a party/rave listening to dub step or trap

kat- "dude you okay man?"

steve-" i don't know man the drop in 'one minute (dotEXEs dopiest dope remix)'by krewella i think it gave me bass sickness!!"

by djdeejay June 28, 2014

southern bass

Having excessive subwoofers and amplifiers in your car. Determining how loud the car is by how much it rattles

I want my car to have "southern bass"! I need to hear it rattle from a block away!

by 12vhoudini May 26, 2018

bass hill maccas

Where people go to get harrased buy zubs

let's go to bass hill maccas
"are you open.?"
"no"
"what the fuck. Zomg. you fuckin zub"

by YOurmumszubinyourdadsmouth November 13, 2007

Ella Bass

Ella Bass is a closeted lesbian, but does have success with the guys after waiting an entire year to tell them about how she feels. She has split personalities, non of which are bad but some may include being smooth with the jokes, being lovey-dovey, being the biggest crackhead you'll ever see or being a generous and kind person.

Has the most unique and diverse laugh that changes each and every time she laughs

Ella Bass doesn't realise that she looks good no matter how she dresses or what she does, she'll always say something negative about herself when there is nothing negative about her.

Damn u remind me of Ella Bass, such a crackhead

"Rebecca" is acting like Ella Bass, she might as well come out already

"I hate the way I look, I wish I looked like *blank*" "You sound like Ella Bass"

"That was a crazy weird laugh" "Thats an Ella Bass laugh"

by CWPD March 26, 2020

Bass Rolled

When an acquaintance "friend" comments on everything you post to social media sites.

Hey dude. You just got bass rolled. Elijah posted on that pic you uploaded.

by MJ43V3R January 11, 2010