That's Going Straight In My Basket

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process

John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"

by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023

Baby Basket

A breed-able woman

*pregnant woman walks by*

Damn look at that baby basket

by OHiddenT3k August 7, 2023

Brazilian fruit basket

A Brazilian fruit basket is when a Brazilian guy tucks his dick and balls in between his legs and bends over and takes a dick in the ass. After giver guy spews his load he proceeds slap his dick on the guys asshole and then licks the takers asshole until he cum farts in his mouth.

That metro sexual looking dude looks like he loves to receive Brazilian Fruit Baskets from many men.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 21, 2024

flaming fruit basket

When you put some hot sauce on ur man's balls and lick it off.

I wanna take you home and give you a flaming fruit basket.

by Yasssgurl88 August 24, 2017

Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Basket

An extreme racial slur describing an Asian man due to their traditional straw hats. It is mocking their cultural heritage due to the similarity between the hats and baskets. It is one of the most offensive things you can call someone of Asian descent.

"I fucking hate baskets and want to commit hate crimes against them."

by Asian Culture Expert February 22, 2024

Wicker Basket

When a turd dries in your anal hair and clogs the exit, creating a tangled mass of hair and shit.

If anyone saw my wicker basket I'd get tried in the Hague

by dillpickle93 July 6, 2025