Brown Paper Basket 

Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.

There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket

Brown Paper Basket by Drexl69 February 14, 2010

Texas Gift Basket 

A Perfect Gift for anyone with any links to the great state of Texas. This perfect gift will include all the many great gourmet food items that come from Texas including, Pecans, Salsas of many flavors and styles, Cornbread mixes, spices and meat seasonings for grilling, BBQ Sauce, Pepper Sauce, Chili Mixes, Preserves made with Texas Fruit and Pecans, Jalapeno Jelly, Chewy Texas Pralines, Texas Cookbooks and Gifts and much more. All this is packed and packaged in a Texas shaped Basket or a Longhorn Shaped Basket.

Texas Gift
Texas Corporate Giving
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Texas Gift Basket

Texas Gift Basket by LoneStarLady July 10, 2011

One-Handed Sack Basket 

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.

Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

One-Handed Sack Basket by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Two-Handed Sack Basket 

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

Two-Handed Sack Basket by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Shat Their Basket 

Farted, but not a normal fart. One that smells like poop and causes people to evacuate the vicinity.

Oh man, someone just shat their basket..

Shat Their Basket by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

Filipino Wine Basket 

A sexual act performed by two small prostitutes (typically Thai or Filipino). One gets on top of the man and hugs her knees while the other spins her around.

Where's my mom?
Spinning like a dreidel and doing a Filipino Wine Basket on me.

Filipino Wine Basket by scheisskopf April 5, 2012

use the basket

Using the basket is when you are having sex and your partner lets you finish in their mouth.

Guy 1: How is your girlfriend
Guy 2: She's great she let me use the basket last night

use the basket by Basket user 69 March 18, 2016