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Barney

A single cell creature with no brain. (i.e. Bottom of the food chain)
by punk'd July 19, 2003
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banner ID

Supposedly something that your computer has that propably won you an hourly contest twice 15 seconds ago.
Your unique Banner ID has won our hourly contest! Click here to claim your prize!
by nikkan_hanil January 15, 2004
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derrick bannerman

derrick bannerman is the def. of sex
by pooprscoopr November 16, 2010
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Blue Barney

The over stimulation of a pre-pubescent cock by a purple dinosaur's teeth resulting in a total area of effect bruise.
Jimmy came home one night crying telling me that it hurt to pee. I wanted him to go see a doctor and the doctor told me "Mother of God... I'm sorry... but your son has a Blue Barney. There is simply nothing we can do."

Barney the dinosaur is wanted by Interpol and is a main focus of the American and British authorities. He is the sole perpetrator of the infamous Blue Barney.
by I LOVE Barney December 14, 2013
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star spangled banner

Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812 (in Canada it's called "The Anglo-American War" or simply the "American War"). The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.
I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of bad versions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 3, 2009
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Bob Barker

n. 1. T3h Pimpsauce.
2. An old man on The Price is Right who once slept with one of "Barker's Babes" or w/e they call them and he got sued for sexual harassment.
v. 1. To sleep with one of Barker's Babes(is that the right terminology?...).
n. 1. Bob Barker is the man
2. Bob Barker banged that chick and got sued... BS!
v. 1. I Bob Barkered one of the old barker babes last night... too bad they're like 70 now.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
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