baja ballooning

The act of supergluing your asshole shut and then eating a meal from Taco Bell.

Gonna take my date baja ballooning tonight. #BetterThanSex #Inflation

by Kwagwag August 13, 2023

Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.

Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."

by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021

finger like a balloon

When a finger is sore.

The finger like a balloon is an infection.

by Debskelly1985 March 21, 2023

Balloon holder

A retarded person

Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves

by JJJaiLLujann June 7, 2018

Balloon Popper Syndrome

Also known as, BPS, is when people comment or create situations that selfishly deflate the enjoyment of others due to overbearing and/or self imposed righteousness.

Yo, that pissed off bruh is the poster child for Balloon Popper Syndrome.

by WisestWords June 18, 2021

Balloon-gate

A political scandal, not necessarily involving spy balloons, that has, or is perceived to have, serious national security 🤔 and foreign affairs implications for the United States.

Aye caramba. Balloon-gate is coming.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2023

Hot air ballooning

When you’re eating ass, and the receiver farts hot air in your mouth and puffs your cheeks like a balloon

“Man I was eating her ass real good the other day and she hot air ballooned me, it was weird but I think I liked it, I might be into hot air ballooning”

Him 2: “

by Chris993 April 3, 2023