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Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.
Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."
by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021
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balloon

i raped your balloon last night
by yo bithc December 19, 2021
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Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.
I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
by nicola December 20, 2021
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Hot Air Balloon

The act of utilizing a straw to blow hot air into your partner's anus for sexual pleasure. Can also be used in preparation for the act of bullfrogging.
My girlfriend loves when I give her a Hot Air Balloon. It adds plenty of hot air to her anal cavity for when she it ready to bullfrog me.
by Bullfrog Ben March 24, 2022
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Balloon Babe

"I love balloon babe i would chop off my testicles and sew them back on, then do the same on my scrotum, just to hear balloon babe fart into a jar"
by purplexed February 12, 2022
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Balloon

I am feeling very balloonful today
by Johnnybutts69 April 8, 2022
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balloon bimbo

A male freind which is seen as a tomboy by his male dominated freinds group.
Kyle, you're such a balloon bimbo! Want to sleep over at my place?
by memememegumin April 19, 2022
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