I'm bored

That's why I'm on urban dictionary. I'm also in DAEP. If you don't know what that is, then google it, you dumb a$$.

Jack:I'm bored.
Tom:Then go wank it in the closet.

by William Albaugh June 2, 2018

Bort

A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.

Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"

No, my son is also name Bort

by SnowballIII July 1, 2011

boriqua

From Puerto Rico, derived from Boriqua the original name of Puerto Rico before the spaniards came to teh island.

I am a proud Boriqua honey from the Bronx!

by ChiAli May 13, 2005

dimmu borgir

An excellent Black Metal band from Norway that puts on amazing concerts. According to some people, they are no longer a "true" black metal band in the sense of Emperor, Burzum, or Immortal (see earlier post.) Symphonic Black Metal is actually a better description. Their drummer (Nick Barker) recenlty left for unknown reasons.

Dimmu Borgir is named after a volcanic formation in Iceland.

by Rotorhead April 11, 2004

Borrowdale Warrior

A creature to be feared from the depths of Borrowdale. It's like the fucking Shutter Island Ward 3 in there, it's scary as fuck. Don't ever come into contact with a Warrior - they'll come at you with their spoons. Their dangerously low IQ only leaves them with their base desires in life - to eat, to, to drink, to breathe, and to murder with spoons. Beware Borrowdale - for no man has encountered one of these filthy animals and lived to tell the tale.

"My next lesson is in Borrowdale!"
"Jesus Christ! Are you suitably armed? I don't want to lose you."
"I hope I don't encounter a Borrowdale Warrior, for, as the definition above says, no man has encountered one of these filthy animals and lived to tell the tale."
"Indeed."

by Dalehead Master Race January 7, 2014

Bork

To Bork is to break in almost any way. can be used to completely replace "break" esp. pertains to rendering software done (aka borked, broken) or completely unusable, similar to bricking as well...

"Ryan borked his Renegade installation" "Ryan is borken, hes been thinking too much" "Jeremy borked his psp" "BORK BORK BORK BORK" "please dont bork it!"

by Charging Mooses August 5, 2009

canadian border patrol

When doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. Take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. While he continues, she assumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply passing by.

Me and Kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn't know what happened and she went nuts.
I'm gonna visit her in the asylum in a few days.

by Dan Curtsinger August 15, 2006