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Bass Cancer

A term to describe when you're listening to music or playing video games and your speakers suddenly have an aneurysm.
I was playing Minecraft one day on my Grandma's sound system and all of a sudden it got bass cancer. No not my grandma, her speakers.
by TheEpilepticCat December 7, 2020
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bass

damn, she plays bass? damn, i might aswell *slap* it~
by Lyrosity August 10, 2022
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Double Bass

Doesn't get enough credit, often called a cello
Person 1: Heyy, I really like your cello

Person 2: ITS A DOUBLE BASS.

Person 1: Oh my bad. Anyways that's a cool cello.
by aria is radical April 28, 2023
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Cunty Bass

An Insult used against another. Could be used towars anyone possessing an odourous vagina, or a bitchy fish if the situation calls for it.

Pronounced "Cun-Tee bAss"
Jeff: Should I Become A Doctor, Or A Teacher?

Megan: Doesn't really matter, You'll be a Cunty Bass Either way.

"They ran out of hotdogs at Ikea today"
"No Way. what did you do?"
"I Called the Woman A Cunty Bass and got some Schnitzle Instead"
by M Dizzzzzzzle November 19, 2006
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Playing da bass

A euphemism for jacking off. Originated from that one time David Ellefson, the former bassist of Megadeth, jacked off on camera
"Just playing da bass, Euphoria is my favorite bassline"
by BrahRebleck November 13, 2023
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bass fix

When one new school artist takes an old school song and adds a different beat with an excessive amount of bass to it. Most people will never hear the original song that was so perfect, then got slaughtered by the new school artist.
For example Gold Digger by Kanye West originally by Ray Charles.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear Kanye West's new song "Gold Digger"?"

Person 2: "Yeah it's crap, he just gave Ray Charles's "I've Got A Women" a bass fix."
by Miss Behavior October 8, 2013
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The bass slaps

Something you say when you don't think something is bad and personally don't like it.
"do you like game of thrones?"
"I've heard it's good, the bass slaps"
"Yeah, it's not for everyone"
by Viorel25 June 18, 2024
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