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Barbershop Quartet 

A very awesome group of four men who each sing a different part (Tenor Lead Bari Bass) and do not, contrary to popular belief, wear striped vests and those weird hats. they are part of the barbershop harmony society. Some of the best quartets in the world are Ringmasters (from Sweden), Musical Island Boys (from New Zealand), OC Times (from US and 2008 international quartet champions), Vocal Spectrum, Monkey Magic, Happiness Emporium and Crossroads (from US and 2009 international quartet champions). Also the Dapper Dans of disneyland are a quartet
Wow, that barbershop quartet is the coolest most awesome thing I've ever heard!!!

wave of babies 

It's a wave o' babies, usually accompanied by a random ukulele playing guy.
What's-her-face was just swallowed by a wave of babies.
wave of babies by dooder July 26, 2004

How Babies are made 

When you forget to wear a condom

Mutant Bastard Period Babies 

When a female has her period down a drain, such as a shower drain, and then a male ejaculates into the same drain, The egg from the female is fertilized and from that egg forms a Mutant Bastard Period Baby. In order for fertilization to occur in separate drains the temperature MUST remain in between 88-97 degrees fahrenheit and the sperm and egg must meet in a nutrient rich environment within the sewer system. Also Known As: MBPB's. These MBPB's have been thriving in the drains and sewers of major cities for many years. In third world countries they accumulate in swamps and poorly irrigated marshes. Many MBPB's have a distinct order, usually an asparagus or unclean gouche. They have 7-28 fingers and 1-13 eyes depending on their age. Ginger MBPB's, which are fertilized by either a Ginger sperm or Ginger egg have received the recessive gene making them twice as nasty. The only clean way to eradicate an MBPB is to use any type of window cleaner or an ultra-violet flashlight.
"I have jacked it so much down the drain that I have to be the father of so many Mutant Bastard Period Babies"

"Jesus you smell so bad! Did you fuck an MBPB?"

Taste the Babies

A gentlemanly way to announce your about to bust your nut in her hungry mouth.
Carl grabbed the back of her head and yelled Taste the babies bitch.
The most powerful person in the world decides whether you will get roasted for the next 2 weeks.Often compared with God Himself
LaJohn-Man that nigga screw up my hair so hard i look like some steve Harvey shit nigga

Daquan-yo ima expose yo ass

DeWhiteboy-man your barber must be ass nigga for that shit
Barber by The name definer 22 June 2, 2018