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Awkward

Finding yourself the accidental third wheel at dinner with a couple you thought were getting divorced ... on Valentine's day.
Well this is awkward ...
Will I survive a fall from a bathroom window on the third floor?
by Aaaaaaargh February 14, 2023
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Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010
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Awkward sardine

When one licks their finger and sticks it between someone else’s boobs and wiggles it.
I gave my girl an awkward sardine last night.
by Lawgin February 13, 2021
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by Snnsms August 31, 2022
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Cyber Awkward

Socially awkward, but in the form of online conversations or text.
Sorry I suck at starting conversations, I'm a bit cyber awkward
by ihateharrybautista May 5, 2019
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Awkward Barrier

A moment in any relationship where awkwardness is clearly present.
You can clearly see the awkwardness in conversations such as this below.

Guy: ._. I have no idea what to say.. We haven't broken the awkward barrier yet. And I'm totally gonna define "awkward barrier" right now :
Girl: Awesome. Do it.
Guy: I will.
Girl: Awesome. Lmao
Guy: It's awesome how you use the word "awesome" a lot..
by TheOppositeOfYou November 20, 2011
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