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Alonization

When the realization finally hits that you are completely utterly one hundred percent alone in life.

1)Only when faced with such a life altering basically life or death situation and left to make it on your own and end up by yourself homeless single with no friends family pets or literally anyone.
What made me come to my alonization was when my boyfriend left me and my parents went to a family reunion taking my kids but not inviting me and making it obvious that i was not welcome in the same day. I search thru yo
My phone to try to find someone to talk to bc im upset and literally no one answers or cares. When i wake up the next day and not a single text or call back from those who even read my texts.
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Alonji Toronji

"I brought Alonji Toronji to the supermarket with me. He enjoyed the cucumbers. We bought lemonade."
by neptumin July 23, 2022
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Alonso

A sub. Alonso is that one guy who can easily become your personal sub because he is such a simp. But he's also really adorable and you are lucky to know him. He resembles a ginger cat because he is sometimes extremely crazy and out of pocket but it's so worth it to see that side of him. He is currently unavailable as he is my sub. So find another sub. Byebye.
Alonso, what did I say about imploding on people?!
You're such a subway sandwich, Alonso.
by kjdsahfdjs September 5, 2022
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Alonwe

To be in solitude

When you have an awesome and amazing platonic wife or best friend who likes being annoying.
You can't spell Alonwe without we or without no you can't spell alonwe without we don't even try
by Your platonic waifu September 22, 2022
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alonefulness

When you can't have regular friend, because everyone are so dumb, that only gf or bf can be your friend.
So you have a gf.

Yup, she chick. I talk only to her.

You're in alonefulness. You ain't got a beer since you started to fuck her.
by Boyfuck September 27, 2022
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Alonso High School

AKA Flop Nation one of the dookie schools in the nation who once printed a shirt about beating a school then proceeded to lose the game.
by Coach Key October 5, 2022
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Aling

I'd wait 800+ years for you.
by yaoyao_real December 10, 2022
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